Gays to Vatican as Jews to Nazis – Vatican Sex Woes

Gays to Vatican as Jews to Nazis – Sex Woes – LuXifer FoX (Pope Alice Xorp)

Vatican’s Number Two blames its sex woes on homosexuals. Papal Secretary of State, Cardinal Tarcisio Bertone blames gays for child sex abuse. He says gays caused the church paedophilia scandal. His criminally irresponsible statement will continue the witchhunts in Catholic seminaries and especially the Third World whose backward, uneducated masses constitute the greater part of the Catholic world these days. Cardinal Bertone’s comments add to the mounting evidence that the Catholic Church, like most religions, is organized ignorance and hijacks Love to preach Hate.

"He has, in effect, blamed gay priests for the paedophile scandal that has engulfed the Church," said human rights campaigner, Peter Tatchell, who is a spokesperson for the UK 'Protest the Pope' campaign.

Homosexuality has been the staple whipping ‘boy’ of the Roman Catholic Empire for centuries in its ruthless march across the globe. It can no longer burn people for its political advantage, but continues to ruin lives as it uses the homosexual community as its scapegoat and relief outlet. It can however unleash the nurtured ignorance of its adherents on homosexuals living in an already troubled world. As the Nazis knew, if you can single out a group of people to represent the source of your troubles and woes you can distract the population whilst you continue on with your aims of divide and conquer. Sieg Heil!

The Vatican reforms of the sixties and seventies only led to more conservative popes and a siege mentality within the church, as clergy and congregations left in their droves. The same needs happen now as parishioners vote with their feet. The very least any sane Catholics could do is to show their disgust by removing images of Benedict from their churches as some brave Catholics are suggesting.

Pope Alice intoned, “I’ve begged Benny continually to practice what he preaches. Speak the Truth Benny, be transparent, be humble, stop switching hats, be Christian for God’s sake, even if you don’t really believe he exists.”

The Vatican has always had a touch of the Barum and Bailey’s to say the least. Now papal tours are looking more and more like a circus, a grand touring exhibition of the Leader of the World’s Largest Paedophile Ring.

“Grab your chance to see the Current Caesar of Rome - the Hitler Youth Who Got to Rule the World. Catch him live in your town this Living Curiosity and World Wonder.” Quite a few old cabbages and rotten tomatoes might be thrown in the UK this September as the popemobile, that bulletproof glass museum case, starts to look more and more like the stocks or even more scarily, a guillotine cart.

“Dear Benny for the sake of dignity and respect for the institution of the papacy, step down, resign, Love. We’ve done all that we can to support you, but the cat is out of the bag now Pet. The chickens are flocking home to rest. Your drag show is at its end. The Carnival is over. Be a good sport. Resign.” Ah Men and Ah Women.

LuXifer FoX, President PAX

Young Pope Benedict Nazi salute

Pope Alice: “Bwana Benny defrocks cocks and shocks the flock.”

21 March 2009
Pope Alice: “Bwana Benny defrocks cocks and shocks the flock.”
Big Bossman Bwana Benny bewilders Bushmen, baffles Botswana; confounds Cameroon. “We no condone condom. Condemn.” Like some episode of The Phantom gone wrong Papa Benny XVI, ‘Wicked Western Witchdoctor’, mirrors mass murder by stealth as millions die of AIDS in Africa, and masses de-Mass en masse in the West.

As if the world needed any more proof of how out of touch with reality, science and society the majority of organised religious leaders are, Bwana Benny aka Benedict XVI, an unmarried, celibate cleric, who dictates on sexual matters, drops a steaming heap of evidence on Africa. A Pope Alice Xorporation spokesperson lamented, “If only our technology was sufficiently advanced to grant Papa Ben his heartfelt wish and send him back to his beloved 16th century.”

The ghost of colonialism, invoked by the sight of a pampered white man visiting Africa ordering the locals about, represents a new low in post-colonial methods whereby you encourage the locals to compromise their future by spreading unhealthy ignorance under the guise of spiritual guidance. Africa is the fastest-growing region for the Roman Catholic Church as it competes with Islam and evangelical churches in promoting the highest levels of lowest thinking and outdated backwardness.

None of this is new for the world's biggest corporation, which has for millennia been responsible for peddling prejudice and suffering. It’s time for concerned Catholics to ask, “Can we impeach a pope?” Alas, the answer is an emphatic NO!

Recognized, as the last dictator of Europe, Bwana Benny’s first visit to Africa is no Rainbow Tour. Headlines scream (or could), ‘Chief Homophobe-Misogynist and Leader of the World’s Biggest Paedophile Ring visits Africa pontificating about condoms and AIDS’. “We no condone condom. Condemn.”

Vatican officials dedicated countless hours researching and translating the many names for condoms into Latin, Swahili, the Khoisan click-tongue languages of the Bushman (San, Sho, Basarwa, Kung, or Khwe peoples) and various other African tongues. As Bwana Benny solemnly declared, “No French letters. No English raincoats. No rubbermen. No rubber Johnnies. No rubber strait jackets. No cock socks. No love gloves. No rubber magic,” his waffle, “We have our own magic. It’s called monogamy and abstinence” baffles. “Benny is going bananas,” Alice whirred.

Other nicknames for condoms used by Vatican officials along with the many African variables include, wetsuits, overcoats, bullet-proof vests, Venus shirts, hoodies, penis hats, dick socks, Johnny bags, battle helmets, Willie warmers, Wiener wrappers, flunkies, frangers and the tour guide.

No matter the many names for condoms the World Youth Day chant from Sydney last year reverberates loudly around the world, “The Pope is wrong, put a condom on”.
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Shock defrock alarms Pope Alice
Canonical cannons poised at epistemological cowboy’s church

POPE ALICE alarmed by developments sends her support and blessings to Fr Peter Kennedy and the community of St. Mary’s South Brisbane, Queensland, Australia. The Archbishop of Brisbane, the Most Reverend John Bathersby has threatened Fr Kennedy with a public de-frocking scheduled for this coming weekend.

Her Divine Holiness proclaimed from a bathtub in Bethlehem, during preparations for her annual pilgrimage to the great religious festival Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras in Sydney, “This is a frocking canonical challenge for the Archbishop. While Fr Peter is known to be very frock-friendly he hasn’t been seen in a frock for some decades now. It could be a case of attempting to defrock the already defrocked.”

Fr Kennedy, hailed as an ecclesiastical rebel and epistemological cowboy, has angered the Vatican on a number of occasions with his unconventional practices and unorthodox liturgical language. The Pope’s sheriff in Queensland, Archbishop Bathersby Brisbanensis, has been directed by the Roman Pope to rope in the maverick cleric, perceived as a thorn in the side of Roman Catholicism. He is an intervention in its self-determined march towards irrelevance and oblivion. The Church’s mission of establishing Christ’s divinity has been overrated at the expense of the Messiah’s humanity. The Vatican’s fast franchise on mass-produced pap and its medieval mindset hold little sway in a technological age of scientific leaps and unprecedented medical advances. Without the likes of this sympathetic shepherd and his nourishing brand of non-toxic, organic spirituality a discerning faithful has little choice but to exit en masse.

Just when the Catholic Church felt enough shot had been administered to its own foot to guarantee a slow and agonising limp into the abyss along comes Fr Peter and his deputy Terry, with the ‘temerity’ to re-vitalize the crusty old institution thereby dragging the Church back from the brink and in the process eternally alienating church officials.

When asked about Pope Benedict’s hand in the matter, Pope Alice intoned, “Poor Benny has lost touch and seems oblivious to the fact that times have moved on from the days of the Inquisition and the Index of Books. After centuries of brutally extracting confessions and burning heretics sadly rigor mortis would seem too lively a term to describe the condition of the Catholic Church these days, especially in Europe.”

Pope Alice is also concerned for Benny’s health. “He’s been making increasingly disjointed declarations ex cathedra likening homosexuals to rainforests and babbling on about the Pill turning people into hermaphrodites. Benny is bringing a disparaging aura of parody and disbelief to the papacy. We popes must maintain our dignity. Benny appears more like a silly old lady these days rather than the feisty German Shepherd, who rose from the ranks of the Hitler Youth to the dizzying heights of St Peter’s Chair. We popes need be mindful of our role as servants of the people and not sashay around in Prada shoes and Brussels lace willy-nilly defrocking every thorny investment in sight.”

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